My friend Jennifer forwarded this email to me about Premenstrual Syndrome (PMS) in women and how humorous the situation will be if men can just understand women.
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The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this. Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
What’s for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some wine.
Are you wearing that? You look great in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have some wine What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here’s my paycheck. Here, have some wine.
Should you be eating that? You know, there are a lot of apples left. Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? Here, have some wine. What did you DO all day? I hope you didn’t over-do it today. I’ve always loved you in that robe! Here, have some wine.
12 Things PMS Stands For :
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Plainly; Men Suck
11. Pack My Stuff
12. Potential Murder Suspect
Forward this information to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh and men who need a warning.
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